Comic Transcripts

[[Two businesspeople are talking.]]
Otto: I can’t wait to be an EXPERT.
Otto: You know? Really MASTER my field.
Otto: Identify my NICHE and EXCEL at it.

Otto: Get so good that I know lots of superficial stuff about it.
Otto: Have a handful of anecdotal experiences that give me the authority to generalize.

Otto: Develop a talk for corporate events. Write a HOW-TO BOOK using a larger-than-average font and lots of space taken up by inspirational quotes.
Otto: Photo of me on the cover in a suit, all SMILING like the reader and I are PALS in on a PRIVATE JOKE…
Otto: Teaching classes! Holding seminars! OOH! OOH! Holding WEBINARS!!
Otto: THOSE you can do from a hotel room in the Caymans!

[[Darren seems skeptical.]]
Darren: “Make way for Otto! World-renowned…”
Darren: World-renowned what?
Otto: I dunno. Horse racer?
Otto: That bit doesn’t really matter

{{header: learn about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: follow your dreams. chase your hallucinations. run after your made-up head stuff. seek a life where every absurd capricious delusion is realized without heed. pursue the things that you know to be false.}}

#1021; The Counsel of the Expert (Part 1) transcribed by in

[[Two businesspeople are talking.]]
Otto: I can't wait to be an EXPERT.
Otto: You know? Really MASTER my field.
Otto: Identify my NICHE and EXCEL at it.

Otto: Get so good that I know lots of superficial stuff about it.
Otto: Have a handful of anecdotal experiences that give me the authority to generalize.

Otto: Develop a talk for corporate events. Write a HOW-TO BOOK using a larger-than-average font and lots of space taken up by inspirational quotes.
Otto: Photo of me on the cover in a suit, all SMILING like the reader and I are PALS in on a PRIVATE JOKE...
Otto: Teaching classes! Holding seminars! OOH! OOH! Holding WEBINARS!!
Otto: THOSE you can do from a hotel room in the Caymans!

[[Darren seems skeptical.]]
Darren: "Make way for Otto! World-renowned..."
Darren: World-renowned what?
Otto: I dunno. Horse racer?
Otto: That bit doesn't really matter

{{header: learn about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: follow your dreams. chase your hallucinations. run after your made-up head stuff. seek a life where every absurd capricious delusion is realized without heed. pursue the things that you know to be false.}}

follow your dreams. chase your hallucinations. run after your made-up head stuff. seek a life where every absurd capricious delusion is realized without heed. pursue the things that you know to be false.

We have seen Otto and his schemes before.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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