DROP EVERYTHING. Based on this previous post, Cantor Yakov Hadash of Miami, FL has given us THE NEW HANUKKAH CLASSIC:
Die Katschke Chaneke / The Chanukah Duck
(lyrics start about halfway through)
Lyrics by Keith Ammann, Music by Yakov Hadash
The song even includes a puzzle to solve! In truest Hanukkah Duck tradition.
Yakov has also helpfully provided us with the songsheet (download link).
This is the best development I could have dreamed of. Thanks, Yakov! At this rate, by next year I expect the tradition of the Hanukkah duck to be known worldwide