Antlerman REVEALED

More than one person has written in asking about the bike-rider character from Comic #684! Well, his name is Malfidactus O’Rourke and he is originally from Duluth. He has a bachelor’s degree in criminal justice and he plays racquetball when he can find a partner who likes to go early on weekdays. He lives in a two-bedroom townhouse just outside of Chicago and he recently had a terrible, terrible hunting accident.


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  1. Jacob

    I would stab someone in the face for a T-shirt with that image on it. Actually, I would probably just pay money for it. I don’t have the constitution to actually go through with anything more violent than a dirty look.

  2. Old Geezer

    He has a Criminal Justice degree and yet he ignores the law against hunting while on a bicycle? The scofflaw gets what he deserves.

  3. Miss P

    Is he responsible for selling his image in brass, or does he have admirers/enemies capitalizing on his distinctive visage?
    http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Long+Chain+Drifter+Necklace

  4. Rebecca

    What does one do with a bachelor’s in criminal justice?

  5. Old Geezer

    “What does one do with a bachelor’s in criminal justice?” The same thing one does with a bachelor’s in the humanities….go on to graduate school.

  6. Caribou

    Seconding the t-shirt comment.
    I bet these would sell like hot cakes.

  7. Yamara

    You’re just putting this out there to head off the inevitable WikiLeaks revelations about Antlerman that will come out early next year.

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