Antlerman REVEALED

More than one person has written in asking about the bike-rider character from Comic #684! Well, his name is Malfidactus O’Rourke and he is originally from Duluth. He has a bachelor’s degree in criminal justice and he plays racquetball when he can find a partner who likes to go early on weekdays. He lives in a two-bedroom townhouse just outside of Chicago and he recently had a terrible, terrible hunting accident.

  • I would stab someone in the face for a T-shirt with that image on it. Actually, I would probably just pay money for it. I don’t have the constitution to actually go through with anything more violent than a dirty look.

  • Old Geezer

    He has a Criminal Justice degree and yet he ignores the law against hunting while on a bicycle? The scofflaw gets what he deserves.

  • Miss P

    Is he responsible for selling his image in brass, or does he have admirers/enemies capitalizing on his distinctive visage?

  • What does one do with a bachelor’s in criminal justice?

  • Old Geezer

    “What does one do with a bachelor’s in criminal justice?” The same thing one does with a bachelor’s in the humanities….go on to graduate school.

  • Caribou

    Seconding the t-shirt comment.
    I bet these would sell like hot cakes.

  • You’re just putting this out there to head off the inevitable WikiLeaks revelations about Antlerman that will come out early next year.