#917; The Longest Con

Comic Transcripts

[[Man 1 has a cat in his lap]]
Cat: Purrrrrrr
Purrrrrr
Purrrrrr

[[Man 2 is standing nearby]]
Man 2: You know, that cat is quietly planning your demise.

Man 2: He’s a SOCIOPATH, playing on your sympathies, lulling you into a false sense of security, just WAITING for the perfect moment to STRIKE!

Man 1: Well, so long as this MASTER PLAN involves copious amounts of affection and snuggles for years on end
as it certainly appears to

Man 1: I’m willing to wait and see how it plays out

{{header: devious methods at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: ‘Someday I’ll have my revenge on the humans,’ thinks the cat, stretching into a sunbeam after a delicious free breakfast. ‘Someday.’}}

#917; The Longest Con transcribed by in

#917; The Longest Con

[[Man 1 has a cat in his lap]]
Cat: Purrrrrrr
Purrrrrr
Purrrrrr

[[Man 2 is standing nearby]]
Man 2: You know, that cat is quietly planning your demise.

Man 2: He’s a SOCIOPATH, playing on your sympathies, lulling you into a false sense of security, just WAITING for the perfect moment to STRIKE!

Man 1: Well, so long as this MASTER PLAN involves copious amounts of affection and snuggles for years on end
as it certainly appears to

Man 1: I’m willing to wait and see how it plays out

#917; The Longest Con transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.