#896; In which Majors are declared

Comic Transcripts

[[A Gentleman and young Lady are engaged in conversation]]
Gentleman: How’s school? Settled on a major yet?
Young Lady: Not yet. There’s just too many choices!
I’ve narrowed it down to Dirt Science, Theoretical Art History, Veterinary Cosmology, or Origami Therapy with an emphasis in Early Childhood Tactilometrics…

Gentleman: Quite the range!
Young Lady: But there’s also Food Construction, Sociopolitical Ethnobotany, Comparative Medieval Sports Studies, Pancakology, Classical Vintning, Media Surgery…

Young Lady: …Pyrotheology, Singing with a Jai Alai Emphasis, Rending, Feminist Pogo, Nanowhaling, Polio, Water Treatment for the Blind, Postmodern Bread/Toast Criticism, Women’s Physics, Catmaking, or Blood.

Gentleman: What can one do with a degree in BLOOD?
Young Lady: These days, basically NOTHING without an Rh.D.

{{header: study up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: just like mom always said, ‘the world will always need good blooders’}}

#896; In which Majors are declared transcribed by in

Gentleman: Quite the range!
Young Lady: But there’s also Food Construction, Sociopolitical Ethnobotany, Comparative Medieval Sports Studies, Pancakology, Classical Vintning, Media Surgery…

Gentleman: What can one do with a degree in BLOOD?
Young Lady: These days, basically NOTHING without an Rh.D.

{{header: study up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: just like mom always said, ‘the world will always need good blooders’}}

#896; In which Majors are declared transcribed by in

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!