#856; In which a Burrito is foiled

Comic Transcripts

[[A Woman is standing at a counter, speaking to a Clerk]]

Woman: Okay! Here’s a slogan for your business: “Impossible Burrito! We dare you to eat it successfully!”

Woman: You take all the most delicious fillings and cook them to perfection. Then you wrap them in a tortilla three microns thick. Guaranteed to disintegrate at the slightest touch. Finally, you heat the entire thing to five hundred degrees and tell the customer “Good luck!”

Woman: They want all that delicious burrito gutstuff — but it’s utterly impossible to eat! You elevate the serving of a simple burrito to a Grand Guignol performance, watching idiot after idiot enact the same pointless, tragic farce all day long!

Clerk: Ma’am, if you were not happy with your burrito, we would be happy to make you another or refund your money…
Woman: No! I’m very happy with every part of this Dadaesque luncheon! She said sarcastically!

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#856; In which a Burrito is foiled transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.