Comic Transcripts

Lemont: I’m getting freaked out about the sex life of corn
them stalks doin’ disgusting acts
Other guy: Mmm

Lemont: You know them tassels drop pollens into the corn’s own ears?
Self-fertilization!
So gross

Lemont: Just think of all them corns in all them rows bein’ gross all day long every day
gettin’ them all messy, thinkin’ god knows what

Lemont: Watchin’ their cornography

{{header: let nature take its WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: A bead of sweat runs down Lemont’s brow and is instantly lost in his beard. “I wonder how a body might see some o’ that,” he says to no one in particular. “I wonder if it would even make sense to a man.”}}

#843; In which Lemont is Obsessed transcribed by in

Lemont: I'm getting freaked out about the sex life of corn
them stalks doin' disgusting acts
Other guy: Mmm

Lemont: You know them tassels drop pollens into the corn's own ears?
Self-fertilization!
So gross

Lemont: Just think of all them corns in all them rows bein' gross all day long every day
gettin' them all messy, thinkin' god knows what

Lemont: Watchin' their cornography

{{header: let nature take its WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: A bead of sweat runs down Lemont's brow and is instantly lost in his beard. "I wonder how a body might see some o' that," he says to no one in particular. "I wonder if it would even make sense to a man."}}

A bead of sweat runs down Lemont's brow and is instantly lost in his beard. ''I wonder how a body might see some o' that,'' he says to no one in particular. ''I wonder if it would even make sense to a man.''

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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