Comic Transcripts

EVIE: I’m pooched, love. I’m heading up to Snoozyville.
GARTH: Okay, Snoogums. Hope you can get on the Snooze Express.

EVIE: I got a ticket for the Bullet Snooze. I’ll be in Snoozyville in Zero Point Snooze.
GARTH: Oh, baby! Are you sure that’s safe? There was that whole scandal where the commissioner of the High-Speed Snooze Association was forced to resign after misappropriating $3.8 million congressionally earmarked for snuggle development!

EVIE: I don’t think that would affect the performance of the Bullet Snooze itself!
GARTH: Well, you don’t know if maybe the Cuddle Inspector is some appointed crony of his or something! Maybe the cuddles haven’t been inspected for weeks! Ya might never get to Snoozyville because the cuddles all freeze up halfway between Bakersfield and Fresno!

EVIE: Good point. Come with me and inspect all my cuddles carefully for safety.
GARTH: All right. Gimme like two hours to finish reading this article about county fairs.

{{header: tuck into WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn’t make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES}}

#754; All Aboard the Snooze Express transcribed by in

EVIE: I’m pooched, love. I’m heading up to Snoozyville.
GARTH: Okay, Snoogums. Hope you can get on the Snooze Express.

EVIE: I got a ticket for the Bullet Snooze. I’ll be in Snoozyville in Zero Point Snooze.
GARTH: Oh, baby! Are you sure that’s safe? There was that whole scandal where the commissioner of the High-Speed Snooze Association was forced to resign after misappropriating $3.8 million congressionally earmarked for snuggle development!

EVIE: I don’t think that would affect the performance of the Bullet Snooze itself!
GARTH: Well, you don’t know if maybe the Cuddle Inspector is some appointed crony of his or something! Maybe the cuddles haven’t been inspected for weeks! Ya might never get to Snoozyville because the cuddles all freeze up halfway between Bakersfield and Fresno!

EVIE: Good point. Come with me and inspect all my cuddles carefully for safety.
GARTH: All right. Gimme like two hours to finish reading this article about county fairs.

{{header: tuck into WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn’t make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES}}

#754; All Aboard the Snooze Express transcribed by in

EVIE: I'm pooched, love. I'm heading up to Snoozyville.
GARTH: Okay, Snoogums. Hope you can get on the Snooze Express.

EVIE: I got a ticket for the Bullet Snooze. I'll be in Snoozyville in Zero Point Snooze.
GARTH: Oh, baby! Are you sure that's safe? There was that whole scandal where the commissioner of the High-Speed Snooze Association was forced to resign after misappropriating $3.8 million congressionally earmarked for snuggle development!

EVIE: I don't think that would affect the performance of the Bullet Snooze itself!
GARTH: Well, you don't know if maybe the Cuddle Inspector is some appointed crony of his or something! Maybe the cuddles haven't been inspected for weeks! Ya might never get to Snoozyville because the cuddles all freeze up halfway between Bakersfield and Fresno!

EVIE: Good point. Come with me and inspect all my cuddles carefully for safety.
GARTH: All right. Gimme like two hours to finish reading this article about county fairs.

{{header: tuck into WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn't make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES}}

The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn't make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES

Bolted! Fulfillment Update

Photo courtesy of backer Nicola!

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!


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