#672; The Matter of the Envelopes, Pt.3

Comic Transcripts

MILO: We think our house is being haunted by an ineffective ghost.
BRUCE: Let me commune with the energies of the departed. Please lower the lights – Yes. Yes. I feel the presence of an energy from beyond this world!

SYLVIE: Please tell them that I used to live here, and my spirit has become attached to the memories of the office supplies I used to have…
BRUCE: She was a traveler. Taken in by a hog rancher back when this used to be farmland?
SYLVIE: What? No, I lived in the seventies – I had this great Bakelite phone –
BRUCE: She was an exiled princess on the run from the Belgian royal guard?she hid in the bar with the hogs and was killed by the captain, who had once loved her but was bound by his duty?

SYLVIE: I sold ballpoint pens door-to-door from my Nash Metropolitan
BRUCE: We will need to perform a complex and incredibly expensive musical exorcism. Luckily, I just happen to be in a band! We can probably squeeze you in between our incredibly important gigs in the courts of Popes worldwide

SYLVIE: I?

SYLVIE: I’m a princess?

[[header: sense the spirit of WONDERMARK.COM]]

[[alt-text: there is much that goes unremembered in these situations]]

#672; The Matter of the Envelopes, Pt.3 transcribed by in

SYLVIE: I?

SYLVIE: I’m a princess?

[[header: sense the spirit of WONDERMARK.COM]]

[[alt-text: there is much that goes unremembered in these situations]]

#672; The Matter of the Envelopes, Pt.3 transcribed by in

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!