[[We're looking at "25 Random Things" from a Facebook page.]]
TEXT: ...the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)
1. I own close to 100 copies of Vanilla Ice's autobiography (when I learned it was ghost-written by his manager Tommy Quon, I lost all interest in being a distributor).
2. In the seventh grade, I invented a new eating utensil called the "clingting." I ate every meal with it for four and a half years. It involved magnets.
3. On a dare, I once broke a window of a police car with my forehead, then blamed it on a homeless guy passed out in a gutter nearby and was awarded a medal.
4. Ever since I saw "The Neverending Story," I've felt that if ever I am truly needed, I will hear a book calling out to me. It's happened twice and I've ignored it both times.
5. I used to be a vegetarian for moral reasons, but ever since a cow kicked my baby brother in the head I've switched to an all-beef diet. Those jerks deserve it.
6. I've never understood the lyrics to "U Can't Touch This." Is he talking about his...
[[ELISE is happily typing away on her gigantic 19th-century difference engine. CHARLES watches her.]]
CHARLES: You know, I think the point is that they're supposed to be TRUE.
ELISE: You don't know me very well, do you?
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{{Alt-text: I had a long, full life before we met, Charles.}}
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