Comic Transcripts

[[A man, who we’ll call EDGAR, sits at a table resting his head on one hand and eyeing a bottle on the table.]]
EDGAR: I’m tired of drinking my life away. Time to sober up and get back to the real world.

[[EDGAR stands and is now talking to his wife ALBERTA.]]
EDGAR: Honey, I’m off the sauce and back for good.
ALBERTA: Oh, good. Then you can help me with the bankruptcy filing.

EDGAR: B-bankruptcy?
ALBERTA: We have to get the papers in by morning or they foreclose on the house.
ALBERTA: Then we’ve got Billy’s juvie hearing, but the car blew a head gasket, so we’ll have to leave at five AM to catch the bus. Also, the basement is flooded, your mother keeps calling, and I’m pregnant.

[[EDGAR returns to the table, eyeing the bottle once more.]]

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{{alt-text: now i remember}}

#264; In which Alcoholism factors transcribed by in

[[A man, who we’ll call EDGAR, sits at a table resting his head on one hand and eyeing a bottle on the table.]]
EDGAR: I’m tired of drinking my life away. Time to sober up and get back to the real world.

[[EDGAR stands and is now talking to his wife ALBERTA.]]
EDGAR: Honey, I’m off the sauce and back for good.
ALBERTA: Oh, good. Then you can help me with the bankruptcy filing.

EDGAR: B-bankruptcy?
ALBERTA: We have to get the papers in by morning or they foreclose on the house.
ALBERTA: Then we’ve got Billy’s juvie hearing, but the car blew a head gasket, so we’ll have to leave at five AM to catch the bus. Also, the basement is flooded, your mother keeps calling, and I’m pregnant.

[[EDGAR returns to the table, eyeing the bottle once more.]]

{{header: imbibe at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: now i remember}}

#264; In which Alcoholism factors transcribed by in

[[A man, who we'll call EDGAR, sits at a table resting his head on one hand and eyeing a bottle on the table.]]
EDGAR: I'm tired of drinking my life away. Time to sober up and get back to the real world.

[[EDGAR stands and is now talking to his wife ALBERTA.]]
EDGAR: Honey, I'm off the sauce and back for good.
ALBERTA: Oh, good. Then you can help me with the bankruptcy filing.

EDGAR: B-bankruptcy?
ALBERTA: We have to get the papers in by morning or they foreclose on the house.
ALBERTA: Then we've got Billy's juvie hearing, but the car blew a head gasket, so we'll have to leave at five AM to catch the bus. Also, the basement is flooded, your mother keeps calling, and I'm pregnant.

[[EDGAR returns to the table, eyeing the bottle once more.]]

{{header: imbibe at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: now i remember}}

now i remember

Bolted! Fulfillment Update

Photo courtesy of backer Nicola!

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!


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