#230; In which an Infant is quantified

Comic Transcripts

Wife: Did you hear? Jody had a baby! Seven pounds, three ounces, twenty inches long.
Husband: Wait, why do I care how LONG the baby was?

Husband: Who decided which random measurements would represent this newborn to the world? “We’ve birthed an offspring. The circumference of its head is 35 centimeters.”

Husband: “Its first bowel movement yielded 400 grams of excretum, having the viscosity of warm butter.”

Wife: You can’t do anything that anyone else does, can you.
Husband: “It’s got a ding-dong, but we should probably hold off on THOSE measurements for a couple years or so.”

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#230; In which an Infant is quantified transcribed by in

Wife: Did you hear? Jody had a baby! Seven pounds, three ounces, twenty inches long.
Husband: Wait, why do I care how LONG the baby was?

Husband: Who decided which random measurements would represent this newborn to the world? “We’ve birthed an offspring. The circumference of its head is 35 centimeters.”

Husband: “Its first bowel movement yielded 400 grams of excretum, having the viscosity of warm butter.”

Wife: You can’t do anything that anyone else does, can you.
Husband: “It’s got a ding-dong, but we should probably hold off on THOSE measurements for a couple years or so.”

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{{alt-text: ‘it exhibits a striking lack of comprehension of even the most rudimentary precepts of fire safety’}}

#230; In which an Infant is quantified transcribed by in

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!