Comic Transcripts

[[A man is leaning against his window, complaining at a bystander outside.]]
Complainer: ARGH! I HATE the modern world!
Complainer: I feel like I was born in the wrong era!

Bystander: You were born too late? Or too early?
Complainer: I wish I had been born 100 YEARS FROM NOW!

Bystander: So you could experience the future!
Complainer: So I could LOOK BACK to TODAY with the rose-tinted vision of nostalgia!
Complainer: If I’m to be STUCK here, I want to figure out how to consider it a GOLDEN AGE.

Bystander: So you’d rather live in a future you’d be DISSATISFIED WITH ENOUGH to look back at NOW and say
Bystander: “Everything was better, back when I wished I lived in what is now the present”
Complainer: Sure, you put enough knots in that logic, it’ll fly a sail

{{header: remembering at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I want to live during a golden age of SOMETHING. Even if it’s just a golden age of labeling eras as golden ages.}}

#1048; Looking Forward to Looking Back transcribed by in

[[A man is leaning against his window, complaining at a bystander outside.]]
Complainer: ARGH! I HATE the modern world!
Complainer: I feel like I was born in the wrong era!

Bystander: You were born too late? Or too early?
Complainer: I wish I had been born 100 YEARS FROM NOW!

Bystander: So you could experience the future!
Complainer: So I could LOOK BACK to TODAY with the rose-tinted vision of nostalgia!
Complainer: If I’m to be STUCK here, I want to figure out how to consider it a GOLDEN AGE.

Bystander: So you’d rather live in a future you’d be DISSATISFIED WITH ENOUGH to look back at NOW and say
Bystander: “Everything was better, back when I wished I lived in what is now the present”
Complainer: Sure, you put enough knots in that logic, it’ll fly a sail

{{header: remembering at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I want to live during a golden age of SOMETHING. Even if it’s just a golden age of labeling eras as golden ages.}}

#1048; Looking Forward to Looking Back transcribed by in

[[A man is leaning against his window, complaining at a bystander outside.]]
Complainer: ARGH! I HATE the modern world!
Complainer: I feel like I was born in the wrong era!

Bystander: You were born too late? Or too early?
Complainer: I wish I had been born 100 YEARS FROM NOW!

Bystander: So you could experience the future!
Complainer: So I could LOOK BACK to TODAY with the rose-tinted vision of nostalgia!
Complainer: If I'm to be STUCK here, I want to figure out how to consider it a GOLDEN AGE.

Bystander: So you'd rather live in a future you'd be DISSATISFIED WITH ENOUGH to look back at NOW and say
Bystander: "Everything was better, back when I wished I lived in what is now the present"
Complainer: Sure, you put enough knots in that logic, it'll fly a sail

{{header: remembering at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I want to live during a golden age of SOMETHING. Even if it's just a golden age of labeling eras as golden ages.}}

I want to live during a golden age of SOMETHING. Even if it's just a golden age of labeling eras as golden ages.

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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