[[Two men admiring a horseless carriage.]]
Man 1: Yup, she's a beaut all right ... sort of a lot of bumper stickers, though, huh?
Man 2: Yeah, I love witty stickers! "Don't steal, the government hates competition!" Ha ha ha! You get it?
Man 2: Or how about this one, "Bad cop, no donut!"
Man 2: Ooh, ooh, this one is my favorite: "Wife and dog missing, reward for dog!" -- "Reward for dog!" How about you? What's stuck to your bumper?
Man 1: Just one that reads "Bumper stickers are an ineffectual means of communicating my nuanced views on a variety of issues that cannot be reduced to a single pithy slogan." Oh, and some dried blood, I think.
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{{alt-text: on the peel-off part of the sticker it continues on to say ''...and given the inherent limitations of the medium i frankly cannot comprehend its appeal as a vehicle for the vigorous exchange of ideas"}}