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You know what I hate?
I’m sure I will in a second.
Lazy writers who explain everything with “quantum theory.”

Time travel? QUANTUM THERORY! Teleportation? QUANTUM THERORY! Microwave burritos? QUANTUM THERORY!

Just because the details of quantum physics are largely unexplained doesn’t mean the term can be blithely applied to everything that seems impossible!

But… that’s what YOU do! That’s EXACTLY what you do!
That’s my point! Everyone else has to come up with their own shtick!
Marcus! That’s not the money from the charity raffle, is it?
QUANTUM THERORY!

header: complain at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: someone’s been reading michael crichton’s timeline

#134; In which a Peeve is described transcribed by in

You know what I hate?
I’m sure I will in a second.
Lazy writers who explain everything with “quantum theory.”

Time travel? QUANTUM THERORY! Teleportation? QUANTUM THERORY! Microwave burritos? QUANTUM THERORY!

Just because the details of quantum physics are largely unexplained doesn’t mean the term can be blithely applied to everything that seems impossible!

But… that’s what YOU do! That’s EXACTLY what you do!
That’s my point! Everyone else has to come up with their own shtick!
Marcus! That’s not the money from the charity raffle, is it?
QUANTUM THERORY!

header: complain at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: someone’s been reading michael crichton’s timeline

#134; In which a Peeve is described transcribed by in

You know what I hate?
I'm sure I will in a second.
Lazy writers who explain everything with "quantum theory."

Time travel? QUANTUM THERORY! Teleportation? QUANTUM THERORY! Microwave burritos? QUANTUM THERORY!

Just because the details of quantum physics are largely unexplained doesn't mean the term can be blithely applied to everything that seems impossible!

But... that's what YOU do! That's EXACTLY what you do!
That's my point! Everyone else has to come up with their own shtick!
Marcus! That's not the money from the charity raffle, is it?
QUANTUM THERORY!

header: complain at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: someone's been reading michael crichton's timeline

someone's been reading michael crichton's 'timeline'

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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