Comic Transcripts

– So, thanks for dinner…
– Yeah, sorry about, you know, what happened.

– It’s not your fault – you didn’t know a cat was going to run through the restaurant –
– Seriously, though, just send me the dry-cleaning bill.

– Yeah, okay.
– Um…

– Do… Do you want to come in?
– Was it the crotch-sniffing that tipped you off?

header: man’s best friend is at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: be sure to note the tail wagging in the last panel

#133; In which Awkwardness ensues transcribed by in

– So, thanks for dinner…
– Yeah, sorry about, you know, what happened.

– It’s not your fault – you didn’t know a cat was going to run through the restaurant –
– Seriously, though, just send me the dry-cleaning bill.

– Yeah, okay.
– Um…

– Do… Do you want to come in?
– Was it the crotch-sniffing that tipped you off?

header: man’s best friend is at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: be sure to note the tail wagging in the last panel

#133; In which Awkwardness ensues transcribed by in

- So, thanks for dinner...
- Yeah, sorry about, you know, what happened.

- It's not your fault - you didn't know a cat was going to run through the restaurant -
- Seriously, though, just send me the dry-cleaning bill.

- Yeah, okay.
- Um...

- Do... Do you want to come in?
- Was it the crotch-sniffing that tipped you off?

header: man's best friend is at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: be sure to note the tail wagging in the last panel

you don't happen to have any tables in there, do you...because table legs also tend to, ah, set me off

#133; In which Awkwardness ensues

  — November 15th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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