Comic Transcripts

[[The latest goods THAT YOU CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT “Take It Apart” TINKERBOX PARTS – TOOLS Shiny Sundries Designed to Rapidly Expend Your Working Capital. BEST PRICES OF THE SEASON/ENCLOSE CASH WITH ORDER
FISH GRASPERS. Expand the capability of any device with the addition of Fish Graspers. Your stove, coffeepot, tire-jack &c. will do double duty with this tool securely installed. $1.00
THE MANGLER. Should your handicrafts call for fresh bone marrow, this bench-mounted device will extract it speedily. Why pay more for store-bought? Fresh is unmatched for flavor. $3.50
COIN-PURSE GUN. A weapon to keep handy at all times of day or night. Fend off bothersome insects without danger of injury to others. Provoke comforting touches before boarding aircraft. $2.00
MOONDIAL. The best tool yet invented to ensure marital harmony. Gentlemen, hide this in the back yard and see on which days you should keep your fat mouth shut. $5.25
ROBOT SHAVER. Children and animals are not allowed in most robot competitions. Hide your treachery with this shaver – removes hair and imparts a waxy, metallic sheen. $2.00
“WOW” GADGET. What does it do? We have not been able to determine, but it looks very impressive resting casually on a desk. Appear learned to friends. $7.75
DESCRIPTIONS TAKEN FROM PRESS RELEASES – NOTHING HAS BEEN TESTED]]

{{alt-text: All outlandish claims are taken at face value because we need to fill pages with SOMETHING}}

The Tinkerer’s Handbook, Page 4 (of 8) transcribed by in

[[The latest goods THAT YOU CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT “Take It Apart” TINKERBOX PARTS – TOOLS Shiny Sundries Designed to Rapidly Expend Your Working Capital. BEST PRICES OF THE SEASON/ENCLOSE CASH WITH ORDER
FISH GRASPERS. Expand the capability of any device with the addition of Fish Graspers. Your stove, coffeepot, tire-jack &c. will do double duty with this tool securely installed. $1.00
THE MANGLER. Should your handicrafts call for fresh bone marrow, this bench-mounted device will extract it speedily. Why pay more for store-bought? Fresh is unmatched for flavor. $3.50
COIN-PURSE GUN. A weapon to keep handy at all times of day or night. Fend off bothersome insects without danger of injury to others. Provoke comforting touches before boarding aircraft. $2.00
MOONDIAL. The best tool yet invented to ensure marital harmony. Gentlemen, hide this in the back yard and see on which days you should keep your fat mouth shut. $5.25
ROBOT SHAVER. Children and animals are not allowed in most robot competitions. Hide your treachery with this shaver – removes hair and imparts a waxy, metallic sheen. $2.00
“WOW” GADGET. What does it do? We have not been able to determine, but it looks very impressive resting casually on a desk. Appear learned to friends. $7.75
DESCRIPTIONS TAKEN FROM PRESS RELEASES – NOTHING HAS BEEN TESTED]]

{{alt-text: All outlandish claims are taken at face value because we need to fill pages with SOMETHING}}

The Tinkerer’s Handbook, Page 4 (of 8) transcribed by in

[[The latest goods THAT YOU CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT "Take It Apart" TINKERBOX PARTS - TOOLS Shiny Sundries Designed to Rapidly Expend Your Working Capital. BEST PRICES OF THE SEASON/ENCLOSE CASH WITH ORDER
FISH GRASPERS. Expand the capability of any device with the addition of Fish Graspers. Your stove, coffeepot, tire-jack &c. will do double duty with this tool securely installed. $1.00
THE MANGLER. Should your handicrafts call for fresh bone marrow, this bench-mounted device will extract it speedily. Why pay more for store-bought? Fresh is unmatched for flavor. $3.50
COIN-PURSE GUN. A weapon to keep handy at all times of day or night. Fend off bothersome insects without danger of injury to others. Provoke comforting touches before boarding aircraft. $2.00
MOONDIAL. The best tool yet invented to ensure marital harmony. Gentlemen, hide this in the back yard and see on which days you should keep your fat mouth shut. $5.25
ROBOT SHAVER. Children and animals are not allowed in most robot competitions. Hide your treachery with this shaver - removes hair and imparts a waxy, metallic sheen. $2.00
"WOW" GADGET. What does it do? We have not been able to determine, but it looks very impressive resting casually on a desk. Appear learned to friends. $7.75
DESCRIPTIONS TAKEN FROM PRESS RELEASES - NOTHING HAS BEEN TESTED]]

{{alt-text: All outlandish claims are taken at face value because we need to fill pages with SOMETHING}}

All outlandish claims are taken at face value because we need to fill pages with SOMETHING

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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