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[[ROSS BAGDASARIAN speaks with record executive ALVIN BENNETT.  These are the people’s real names!]]

ALVIN:  Ross, this “Chipmunks” song is so CREATIVE! Their little VOICES!  You’re CLEARLY a genius, so I just got one question!  What’re you doing NEXT??

[[At home, Ross wracks his mind.]]

ROSS: COME ON, Ross.  You can do it.  You can come up with something new.

CAPTION: SOON

[[Ross shows a page of ideas to Alvin.]]

ROSS: HARRY AND THE HIPPOS.  Buncha animals with real deep voices.

ALVIN: Uhhh

ROSS: Don’t like it?  Fine: FROGGY AND THE MERMEN.  We flange the audio so it sounds all burbly and underwater.

ALVIN: Are all of these just animal-themed novelties with various audio effects?

ROSS: Of course not!  There’s also PIERRE THE DOG WHISTLE and his SWINGIN’ MIME ORCHESTRA!

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#991; The Chipmunks, and What Came After transcribed by in

[[ROSS BAGDASARIAN speaks with record executive ALVIN BENNETT.  These are the people's real names!]]

ALVIN:  Ross, this "Chipmunks" song is so CREATIVE! Their little VOICES!  You're CLEARLY a genius, so I just got one question!  What're you doing NEXT??

[[At home, Ross wracks his mind.]]

ROSS: COME ON, Ross.  You can do it.  You can come up with something new.

CAPTION: SOON

[[Ross shows a page of ideas to Alvin.]]

ROSS: HARRY AND THE HIPPOS.  Buncha animals with real deep voices.

ALVIN: Uhhh

ROSS: Don't like it?  Fine: FROGGY AND THE MERMEN.  We flange the audio so it sounds all burbly and underwater.

ALVIN: Are all of these just animal-themed novelties with various audio effects?

ROSS: Of course not!  There's also PIERRE THE DOG WHISTLE and his SWINGIN' MIME ORCHESTRA!

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''Is it...silent?'' ''Well, there's a percussion track''

It wasn’t until my mid-twenties that I realized the Chipmunks (which I had always known as cartoon characters from my childhood) were actually, as pop-cultural entities, much older — dating back to their eponymous novelty Christmas record in 1958 or, arguably, the “Witch Doctor” song all the way back in 1952. There was a short-lived cartoon in 1961, but the Saturday-morning cartoon that I and people of my generation are most familiar with didn’t come around until more than 20 years later (1982-1990).

The audio trick that creator Ross Bagdasarian used to create the sound of the Chipmunks’ voices was so simple, and the resulting songs so popular in the late 50s and early 60s, that I figured they must have spawned some knockoffs. Sure enough — enjoy the squeaky sounds of:

The Nutty Squirrels (singing “Uh Oh”)
The Grasshoppers (singing “Shortnin’ Bread”) (More info)
The Three Happy Crickets (“We Wish You a Merry Christmas”)
Woody Woodchuck’s Christmas Sing Song (info only)
Sing Along with the Busy Beavers (album download)
BONUS LINK: The Happy Hamsters sing “Ghostbustin'”, a few decades later. Full album here.

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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