Comic Transcripts

[[Two men meeting in a shop]]
Man #1: Crandall, didn’t you start a winery? How’s that going?

Man #2: Terrible! I thought I had an innovative marketing hook, but I worry it’s working against me somehow.

[[Zoom in on wine bottle. It reads “The Crandall Winery, 100% Mayonnaise-Free Merlot”]]

Man #1: …Why do you call that out specifically? Isn’t all wine mayonnaise-free?

Man #2: Of course! But nobody bothers to mention it! I thought that could be my edge! But maybe you’re right. I should probably rethink the positioning.

Man #1: Might not be a bad idea.

[[Narrator: Soon:]]

[[Zoom in on wine bottle. It reads “The Crandall Winery, Now UP To 100% Mayonnaise-Free Merlot”]]

{{header: uncork some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I mean, does it TASTE of mayonnaise?}}

#870; The Mad Men of Wine transcribed by in

[[Two men meeting in a shop]]
Man #1: Crandall, didn’t you start a winery? How’s that going?

Man #2: Terrible! I thought I had an innovative marketing hook, but I worry it’s working against me somehow.

[[Zoom in on wine bottle. It reads “The Crandall Winery, 100% Mayonnaise-Free Merlot”]]

Man #1: …Why do you call that out specifically? Isn’t all wine mayonnaise-free?

Man #2: Of course! But nobody bothers to mention it! I thought that could be my edge! But maybe you’re right. I should probably rethink the positioning.

Man #1: Might not be a bad idea.

[[Narrator: Soon:]]

[[Zoom in on wine bottle. It reads “The Crandall Winery, Now UP To 100% Mayonnaise-Free Merlot”]]

{{header: uncork some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I mean, does it TASTE of mayonnaise?}}

#870; The Mad Men of Wine transcribed by in

[[Two men meeting in a shop]]
Man #1: Crandall, didn't you start a winery? How's that going?

Man #2: Terrible! I thought I had an innovative marketing hook, but I worry it's working against me somehow.

[[Zoom in on wine bottle. It reads "The Crandall Winery, 100% Mayonnaise-Free Merlot"]]

Man #1: ...Why do you call that out specifically? Isn't all wine mayonnaise-free?

Man #2: Of course! But nobody bothers to mention it! I thought that could be my edge! But maybe you're right. I should probably rethink the positioning.

Man #1: Might not be a bad idea.

[[Narrator: Soon:]]

[[Zoom in on wine bottle. It reads "The Crandall Winery, Now UP To 100% Mayonnaise-Free Merlot"]]

{{header: uncork some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I mean, does it TASTE of mayonnaise?}}

I mean, does it TASTE of mayonnaise?

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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