Mr. Meanscary: Gax, nobody's afraid of you because you're cool. You say what's on your mind and don't take crap from anybody. People look up to you! They desperately want to be cool enough to be your friend. I look up to you.
Mr. Meanscary: I'm thrice-divorced. I'm allergic to balloons. I have Hepatitis F. I was caught trying shoplift a Happy Meal toy for my kid and now I can't get within fifty yards of a hamburger. Once, my milk went bad in the fridge and I drank it because I didn't feel like I deserved to have fresh milk.
Mr. Meanscary: I just emit something. Trigger some kind of primal brain-stem revulsion. People aren't afraid that I'll hurt them. They're afraid that I'll rub off on them. That's why people like you. Because they hope you will.
Mr. Meanscary: <> That, and your skin secretes serotonin.
Gax: I know! The fear pheromone! That's what's got me so puzzled!
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{{alt-text: Mr Meanscary's favorite TV show is The Biggest Loser.}}