#807; The Cookie Pushers

Comic Transcripts

[[Joan is seated at a pedestal roll top desk. Girl Scout Mom approaches holding a cardboard box.]]

Girl Scout Mom: Who wants to buy Girl Scout cookies? Joan, I saved you some Thin Mints!
Joan: Get out of here with that stuff! What’s wrong with you? Shameless!

Girl Scout Mom: I? I also have Samoas?
Joan: You’ve got some nerve strolling in here like a peanut vendor at a ballgame!
Where are the girls? Where are the uniforms? Unless you’ve got a fifth-grader and a card table in that box, you need to step out of Accounts Receivable.

Girl Scout Mom: Joan, don’t be a jerk! They’re for my daughter!
Joan: And when your daughter comes in here, or when I see her in front of the grocery store building character, I will buy from her then. You are not her agent.

Girl Scout Mom: And you speak for the whole office?
Joan: Absolutely I do.
[[Man with a crazed expression leaps on top of the desk.]]
Man: GIVE ME ALL YOUR TAGALONGS

{{header: pick up some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: My wife gets mad whenever I mention Girl Scout Cookies without ALSO mentioning Camp Fire Candy, so sub in whichever term you prefer.}}

#807; The Cookie Pushers transcribed by in

[[Joan is seated at a pedestal roll top desk. Girl Scout Mom approaches holding a cardboard box.]]

Girl Scout Mom: Who wants to buy Girl Scout cookies? Joan, I saved you some Thin Mints!
Joan: Get out of here with that stuff! What’s wrong with you? Shameless!

Girl Scout Mom: And you speak for the whole office?
Joan: Absolutely I do.
[[Man with a crazed expression leaps on top of the desk.]]
Man: GIVE ME ALL YOUR TAGALONGS

{{header: pick up some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: My wife gets mad whenever I mention Girl Scout Cookies without ALSO mentioning Camp Fire Candy, so sub in whichever term you prefer.}}

#807; The Cookie Pushers transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.