Comic Transcripts

– Did you know that a whopping 47 percent of members of Congress are millionaires?
– I should hope so!

– But they may be overtly using their political power to enrich themselves! Or at the very least you know they’re gonna have a tough time being fair-minded when it comes to representing less-well-off constituents!
– Who would you rather take the alien overlords out to dinner?
Poor people?

– Those invisible death-ships are trigger-happy, man. I want those ambassadors wined and dined and bought whatever they want. / The rich can get rich and stay rich and get even richer so long as they stay a step ahead of the expensive tastes of the monsters who hold the planet’s survival in their volatile claws!

– You really believe that the super-rich are protecting the rest of us from intergalactic annihilation?
– Of course! / I mean the alternative is just too distressing.

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#777; In which We are in Their Debt transcribed by in

– Did you know that a whopping 47 percent of members of Congress are millionaires?
– I should hope so!

– But they may be overtly using their political power to enrich themselves! Or at the very least you know they’re gonna have a tough time being fair-minded when it comes to representing less-well-off constituents!
– Who would you rather take the alien overlords out to dinner?
Poor people?

– Those invisible death-ships are trigger-happy, man. I want those ambassadors wined and dined and bought whatever they want. / The rich can get rich and stay rich and get even richer so long as they stay a step ahead of the expensive tastes of the monsters who hold the planet’s survival in their volatile claws!

– You really believe that the super-rich are protecting the rest of us from intergalactic annihilation?
– Of course! / I mean the alternative is just too distressing.

{{header: defend from WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Where is Gax in this scenario??}}

#777; In which We are in Their Debt transcribed by in

- Did you know that a whopping 47 percent of members of Congress are millionaires?
- I should hope so!

- But they may be overtly using their political power to enrich themselves! Or at the very least you know they're gonna have a tough time being fair-minded when it comes to representing less-well-off constituents!
- Who would you rather take the alien overlords out to dinner?
Poor people?

- Those invisible death-ships are trigger-happy, man. I want those ambassadors wined and dined and bought whatever they want. / The rich can get rich and stay rich and get even richer so long as they stay a step ahead of the expensive tastes of the monsters who hold the planet's survival in their volatile claws!

- You really believe that the super-rich are protecting the rest of us from intergalactic annihilation?
- Of course! / I mean the alternative is just too distressing.

{{header: defend from WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Where is Gax in this scenario??}}

Where is Gax in this scenario??

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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