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ANDY: What are the odds that a planet in a far-off galaxy would have the name Mexico? And also be known by the names Honduras, Guatemala, etc.?
CARLOS: I do not know why this seems unlikely. Clearly we occupy a universe in which it has occurred. What is the probability that you wore a hat today? ONE POINT ZERO. It is certain.

WENDY: Exactly. Is it odd or unlikely that we happened to land on a planet where there also resides a Gaxian? it is not odd. It is not unlikely.
CARLOS: It is unfortunate…but, ah

WENDY: …it has happened.

WENDY: Our flesh is poisonous to Gaxian biology!
GAX: JUST BECAUSE I’M ON A DIET DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T LOOK AT THE MENU

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#723; Our Existing Problems, plus This transcribed by in

ANDY: What are the odds that a planet in a far-off galaxy would have the name Mexico? And also be known by the names Honduras, Guatemala, etc.?
CARLOS: I do not know why this seems unlikely. Clearly we occupy a universe in which it has occurred. What is the probability that you wore a hat today? ONE POINT ZERO. It is certain.

WENDY: Exactly. Is it odd or unlikely that we happened to land on a planet where there also resides a Gaxian? it is not odd. It is not unlikely.
CARLOS: It is unfortunate…but, ah

WENDY: …it has happened.

WENDY: Our flesh is poisonous to Gaxian biology!
GAX: JUST BECAUSE I’M ON A DIET DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T LOOK AT THE MENU

{{header: lick your lips at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: JUST BECAUSE I’M ILLITERATE DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T SNIFF A BOOK IF I WANT TO}}

#723; Our Existing Problems, plus This transcribed by in

ANDY: What are the odds that a planet in a far-off galaxy would have the name Mexico? And also be known by the names Honduras, Guatemala, etc.?
CARLOS: I do not know why this seems unlikely. Clearly we occupy a universe in which it has occurred. What is the probability that you wore a hat today? ONE POINT ZERO. It is certain.

WENDY: Exactly. Is it odd or unlikely that we happened to land on a planet where there also resides a Gaxian? it is not odd. It is not unlikely.
CARLOS: It is unfortunate...but, ah

WENDY: ...it has happened.

WENDY: Our flesh is poisonous to Gaxian biology!
GAX: JUST BECAUSE I'M ON A DIET DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T LOOK AT THE MENU

{{header: lick your lips at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: JUST BECAUSE I'M ILLITERATE DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SNIFF A BOOK IF I WANT TO}}

JUST BECAUSE I'M ILLITERATE DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SNIFF A BOOK IF I WANT TO

(Continued from Enter the Mexicans)

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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