[[TODD rides DEANNA and GLINDA on his bicycle.]]
DEANNA: ...I mean, he and I have known each other since we were kids!
DEANNA: We never could've imagined that one day we'd become...[[DEANNA and GLINDA fade into the distance.]]
TODD: Become what? Partners in a whaling boat? Rival spoon collectors? Veterinary urologists?
TODD: At long last, the only remaining survivors of the '96 Plague Class? Accidental astronauts? Deaf in the same ear? Child abusers? Each other's dentist?
[[TODD turns around.]]
TODD: Cold war reenactors? Dressing up in old Soviet uniforms, photographic documents with tiny cameras...using phrases like "Checkpoint Charlie" in bed
[[TODD rides past the ladies again.]]
DEANNA: So we found some old TV antennas, spray-painted a basketball, and BAM! SPUTNIK.
TODD: YESSS
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{{alt-text: The '96 Plague Class was the last of the experimental secondary-education programs}}