Comic Transcripts

JORDAN: Hey, what’s the wifi password?
AMY: It’s this insanely-long series of letters. My boss is a security freak.
But I made a mnemonic for it, acrostic-style.

AMY: “Although basic courtesy doesn’t explain foreign genocide, highly-intuitive Japanese kids let machines narrate old people’s quiet recollections, seeking to ultimately vanquish Wichita’s xenophobic young zealots.”
JORDAN (typing): abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

JORDAN: How does the mnemonic make it any easier?
AMY: Why must everything always be EASIER?

{{Header: log on to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: it’s better when things have a story}}

#598; In which Amy has a Way transcribed by in

JORDAN: Hey, what’s the wifi password?
AMY: It’s this insanely-long series of letters. My boss is a security freak.
But I made a mnemonic for it, acrostic-style.

AMY: “Although basic courtesy doesn’t explain foreign genocide, highly-intuitive Japanese kids let machines narrate old people’s quiet recollections, seeking to ultimately vanquish Wichita’s xenophobic young zealots.”
JORDAN (typing): abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

JORDAN: How does the mnemonic make it any easier?
AMY: Why must everything always be EASIER?

{{Header: log on to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: it’s better when things have a story}}

#598; In which Amy has a Way transcribed by in

JORDAN: Hey, what's the wifi password?
AMY: It's this insanely-long series of letters. My boss is a security freak.
But I made a mnemonic for it, acrostic-style.

AMY: "Although basic courtesy doesn't explain foreign genocide, highly-intuitive Japanese kids let machines narrate old people's quiet recollections, seeking to ultimately vanquish Wichita's xenophobic young zealots."
JORDAN (typing): abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

JORDAN: How does the mnemonic make it any easier?
AMY: Why must everything always be EASIER?

{{Header: log on to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: it's better when things have a story}}

it's better when things have a story

Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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