Comic Transcripts

NATE: ‘morning, Hector.
[[HECTOR has a human body and the head of a cockatoo.]]
HECTOR: NATE.
How GOES.

NATE: How’s the guest room treating you?
HECTOR: Pretty good, pretty good.
NATE: Get DARK enough in there?
HECTOR: OH yeah. Plenty dark. Nice and RESTFUL.
NATE: Glad to hear it.

[[NATE produces a large, dark-colored egg.]]
NATE: Found THIS in there while I was cleaning.
HECTOR (looking around nervously): Wha–HEY–That’s–That’s PERSONAL
NATE: HECTOR.
I don’t want DRUG MULES in my HOUSE.
HECTOR: It–It ain’t drugs
I
(tiny voice) I LAID it

NATE: That does not preclude its being full of drugs.
HECTOR: Are you suggesting I am MADE OF DRUGS?
NATE: I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING FOR SURE ABOUT YOUR FREAKISH ANATOMY

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#584; In which Nate has a Houseguest transcribed by in

NATE: ‘morning, Hector.
[[HECTOR has a human body and the head of a cockatoo.]]
HECTOR: NATE.
How GOES.

NATE: How’s the guest room treating you?
HECTOR: Pretty good, pretty good.
NATE: Get DARK enough in there?
HECTOR: OH yeah. Plenty dark. Nice and RESTFUL.
NATE: Glad to hear it.

[[NATE produces a large, dark-colored egg.]]
NATE: Found THIS in there while I was cleaning.
HECTOR (looking around nervously): Wha–HEY–That’s–That’s PERSONAL
NATE: HECTOR.
I don’t want DRUG MULES in my HOUSE.
HECTOR: It–It ain’t drugs
I
(tiny voice) I LAID it

NATE: That does not preclude its being full of drugs.
HECTOR: Are you suggesting I am MADE OF DRUGS?
NATE: I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING FOR SURE ABOUT YOUR FREAKISH ANATOMY

{{Header: carry WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: don[t offer to make breakfast please don’t offer to make breakfast}}

#584; In which Nate has a Houseguest transcribed by in

NATE: 'morning, Hector.
[[HECTOR has a human body and the head of a cockatoo.]]
HECTOR: NATE.
How GOES.

NATE: How's the guest room treating you?
HECTOR: Pretty good, pretty good.
NATE: Get DARK enough in there?
HECTOR: OH yeah. Plenty dark. Nice and RESTFUL.
NATE: Glad to hear it.

[[NATE produces a large, dark-colored egg.]]
NATE: Found THIS in there while I was cleaning.
HECTOR (looking around nervously): Wha--HEY--That's--That's PERSONAL
NATE: HECTOR.
I don't want DRUG MULES in my HOUSE.
HECTOR: It--It ain't drugs
I
(tiny voice) I LAID it

NATE: That does not preclude its being full of drugs.
HECTOR: Are you suggesting I am MADE OF DRUGS?
NATE: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING FOR SURE ABOUT YOUR FREAKISH ANATOMY

{{Header: carry WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: don[t offer to make breakfast please don't offer to make breakfast}}

don't offer to make breakfast please don't offer to make breakfast

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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