#561; In which Full Price is begrudgingly paid

Comic Transcripts

SAM: Ready for your tab?
NORM: YEAH. You, uh, do any discounts?
SAM: DISCOUNTS.
NORM: You know. Like STUDENT discounts.
SAM: No.

CLIFF: How about military discounts?
SAM: What branch of the service are you in?
CLIFF: Uhhm
My uncle used to be a civilian contractor?
‘Course that was for the Red Army in Belarus
Still, it was AN army.

NORM: Don’t listen to him. We’re seniors.
Senior CITIZENS.
SAM: Guys, I OWN this bar. Discounts come directly out of my profits. Are you really SO cheap that you’d go OUT OF YOUR WAY to deprive me of a fair wage?

NORM: We’re just saying discounts are a good way to build customer loyalty and encourage repeat business.
SAM: DON’T YOU DARE THREATEN ME

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#561; In which Full Price is begrudgingly paid transcribed by in

SAM: Ready for your tab?
NORM: YEAH. You, uh, do any discounts?
SAM: DISCOUNTS.
NORM: You know. Like STUDENT discounts.
SAM: No.

NORM: We’re just saying discounts are a good way to build customer loyalty and encourage repeat business.
SAM: DON’T YOU DARE THREATEN ME

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{{Alt-text: I hear the rival bar across the street offers a CRAZY discount if you stand in front of their door shouting at passersby with a megaphone.}}

#561; In which Full Price is begrudgingly paid transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.