Comic Transcripts

[[A man and his cat are found outside in a park, the man talking to his cat]]

Man: CAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Man: YOU HAVE BEEN FREAKING OUT ALL DAY!
Cat: <>

Man: I KNOW. YOUR PROCESS MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU.
Man: BUT TO THE REST OF US, YOU ARE INSANE.
Cat: <>

Man: WHERE ARE YOUR DECISIONS COMING FROM?
Man: WHAT BIZARRE CONCEPTION OF THE WORLD MUST OCCUPY YOUR LITTLE CAT BRAIN, FOR YOU TO MAKE THE DECISIONS THAT YOU DO?
Cat: <>

[[The scene backs out to a view of the world from outer space and there is seen a king watching over the world]]
King: …I MEAN, DON’T GET ME WRONG, IT’S FASCINATING TO WATCH, BUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?

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{{alt-text: all together now: ‘BWYAAIOOOW’}}

#559; The Prevalence of Internal Logic transcribed by in

[[A man and his cat are found outside in a park, the man talking to his cat]]

Man: CAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Man: YOU HAVE BEEN FREAKING OUT ALL DAY!
Cat: <>

Man: I KNOW. YOUR PROCESS MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU.
Man: BUT TO THE REST OF US, YOU ARE INSANE.
Cat: <>

Man: WHERE ARE YOUR DECISIONS COMING FROM?
Man: WHAT BIZARRE CONCEPTION OF THE WORLD MUST OCCUPY YOUR LITTLE CAT BRAIN, FOR YOU TO MAKE THE DECISIONS THAT YOU DO?
Cat: <>

[[The scene backs out to a view of the world from outer space and there is seen a king watching over the world]]
King: …I MEAN, DON’T GET ME WRONG, IT’S FASCINATING TO WATCH, BUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?

{{header: watch over WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: all together now: ‘BWYAAIOOOW’}}

#559; The Prevalence of Internal Logic transcribed by in

[[A man and his cat are found outside in a park, the man talking to his cat]]

Man: CAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Man: YOU HAVE BEEN FREAKING OUT ALL DAY!
Cat: <>

Man: I KNOW. YOUR PROCESS MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU.
Man: BUT TO THE REST OF US, YOU ARE INSANE.
Cat: <>

Man: WHERE ARE YOUR DECISIONS COMING FROM?
Man: WHAT BIZARRE CONCEPTION OF THE WORLD MUST OCCUPY YOUR LITTLE CAT BRAIN, FOR YOU TO MAKE THE DECISIONS THAT YOU DO?
Cat: <>

[[The scene backs out to a view of the world from outer space and there is seen a king watching over the world]]
King: ...I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, IT'S FASCINATING TO WATCH, BUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?

{{header: watch over WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: all together now: 'BWYAAIOOOW'}}

all together now: 'BWYAAIOOOW'

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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