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HAZEL: How’s the tea?
BAXTER: It’s, ehrm
LIPTON, is it?

HAZEL: Well, of course! The world’s leading tea brand.
Is something wrong with it? If so, I’d like to know.
BAXTER: To those of us that know tea, Lipton is a pretty bad tea.

HAZEL: YOU know tea.
BAXTER: A bit
HAZEL: Bitch, LIPTON knows tea.
Do YOU own tea estates in Kenya and Tanzania? Do YOU invest millions every year in tea research? Do YOU attract tea experts from around the world to work for you?
If anyone, ANYWHERE knows tea, LIPTON knows tea.

[[LIPTON logo.]]
LIPTON
WE KNOW TEA
We just don’t use any of that knowledge in its manufacture.

{{Header: brew up some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: We amass information mainly to keep it from our competitors.}}

#557; The Masters of Tea transcribed by in

HAZEL: How's the tea?
BAXTER: It's, ehrm
LIPTON, is it?

HAZEL: Well, of course! The world's leading tea brand.
Is something wrong with it? If so, I'd like to know.
BAXTER: To those of us that know tea, Lipton is a pretty bad tea.

HAZEL: YOU know tea.
BAXTER: A bit
HAZEL: Bitch, LIPTON knows tea.
Do YOU own tea estates in Kenya and Tanzania? Do YOU invest millions every year in tea research? Do YOU attract tea experts from around the world to work for you?
If anyone, ANYWHERE knows tea, LIPTON knows tea.

[[LIPTON logo.]]
LIPTON
WE KNOW TEA
We just don't use any of that knowledge in its manufacture.

{{Header: brew up some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: We amass information mainly to keep it from our competitors.}}

We amass information mainly to keep it from our competitors.

#557; The Masters of Tea

  — October 2nd, 2009

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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