[[A young woman, Barbara, is seated with her Grandpa]]
Barbara: Okay Grandpa, just tell me as much as you can remember.
Grandpa: About what in partickler
Barbara: You know, your life. Family history. I want to get it all on record.
Grandpa: What is the aim of this record
Barbara: For... for history. For future generations. So I can share it with my grandkids someday.
Grandpa: You fixin to mark this in history for all time forever?
Barbara: Hopefully!
Grandpa: All right, then set this down: I live with a woman name of Mabel Herschfeld who is a type of creature to eat the last piece of carrot stick and put the empty bag back in the icebox. This speaks of some manner of *deficit*.
[[Mabel Herschfeld enters from the right.]]
Mabel Herschfeld: Barbara dear, am I going to have a chance to contribute to your record as well?
Grandpa: It's too late! The account that comes first is *trusted*.
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{{alt-text: The final published account of the carrots-in-the-icebox incident reads like Rashomon.}}