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MICHELE: Do you have a second for the environment?
MAUDE: Uhh…erg…NO

CLIVE: A moment for DYING CHILDREN?
MAUDE: N-no sorry

BENJY: A petition to ban irritating street solicitors?
MAUDE: ABSOLUTELY! GIMME THAT!
WHERE DO I SIGN?

CLIVE: How are you getting so many signatures for LOBSTER RIGHTS?
BENJY: It’s all in the pitch baby.

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#533; In which Public Opinion is leveraged transcribed by in

MICHELE: Do you have a second for the environment?
MAUDE: Uhh...erg...NO

CLIVE: A moment for DYING CHILDREN?
MAUDE: N-no sorry

BENJY: A petition to ban irritating street solicitors?
MAUDE: ABSOLUTELY! GIMME THAT!
WHERE DO I SIGN?

CLIVE: How are you getting so many signatures for LOBSTER RIGHTS?
BENJY: It's all in the pitch baby.

{{Header: sign up for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: In her defense, the fine print is TINY and in Zapf Dingbats.}}

In her defense, the fine print is TINY and in Zapf Dingbats.

#533; In which Public Opinion is leveraged

  — July 11th, 2009

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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