Comic Transcripts

LIVINGSTON: CRIMINY am I glad the campaign season is over. What did YOU hate the most?
HARRIET: The constant appeals to fear and ignorance!

PRUDENCE: The hyperbolic demonization of the opposition!
WALTER: ROBOCALLS, man. TV I can turn off, Internet I can ignore…but ROBOCALLS are the WORST.
GOOD RIDDANCE.

[[Elsewhere, the STEAM-POWERED AUTODIALER weeps.]]
STEAM-POWERED AUTODIALER: *SNIF*

{{Header: vote for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-Text: soon he’ll start calling just to awkwardly chat}}

#457; In which It’s All Over transcribed by in

LIVINGSTON: CRIMINY am I glad the campaign season is over. What did YOU hate the most?
HARRIET: The constant appeals to fear and ignorance!

PRUDENCE: The hyperbolic demonization of the opposition!
WALTER: ROBOCALLS, man. TV I can turn off, Internet I can ignore...but ROBOCALLS are the WORST.
GOOD RIDDANCE.

[[Elsewhere, the STEAM-POWERED AUTODIALER weeps.]]
STEAM-POWERED AUTODIALER: *SNIF*

{{Header: vote for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-Text: soon he'll start calling just to awkwardly chat}}

soon he'll start calling just to awkwardly chat

…The phone rings, but all you hear on the other end is a faint grinding of sprockets and what sounds like oil dripping like tears onto cold concrete.

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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