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WOODY: …Baby, it’s just one night with one lonely millionaire.
CHRISTY: I can’t do it!
WOODY: We TALKED about this. Do it for US. Just so we can get out of DEBT.
You don’t have to ENJOY it. Just…FAKE it.

WOODY: I’ll…I’ll see you in the morning.
I love you.
ROBERT: Ah, HELLO. Thank you for coming.
We have a long NIGHT ahead of us, so it is ESSENTIAL that we start promptly.
Please, come with me. My butler will show your husband out.

ROBERT: Shall we begin with “CLERKS” or “MALLRATS?”
CHRISTY: I can’t do it!

{{header: marathon session at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: baby we will be up ALL NIGHT LONG}}

#415; In which Christy takes one for the team transcribed by in

WOODY: ...Baby, it's just one night with one lonely millionaire.
CHRISTY: I can't do it!
WOODY: We TALKED about this. Do it for US. Just so we can get out of DEBT.
You don't have to ENJOY it. Just...FAKE it.

WOODY: I'll...I'll see you in the morning.
I love you.
ROBERT: Ah, HELLO. Thank you for coming.
We have a long NIGHT ahead of us, so it is ESSENTIAL that we start promptly.
Please, come with me. My butler will show your husband out.

ROBERT: Shall we begin with "CLERKS" or "MALLRATS?"
CHRISTY: I can't do it!

{{header: marathon session at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: baby we will be up ALL NIGHT LONG}}

baby we will be up ALL NIGHT LONG

#415; In which Christy takes one for the team

  — June 10th, 2008

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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