Comic Transcripts

[[Two men sit at a small table with drinks. A Waiter approaches.]]
WAITER: ALLO sir.
Pardoning me.
I am sorry to say that we are ALSO out of the salmons.
MAN #1: For the love of–How about just a SALAD? Can you MANAGE a SALAD?
WAITER: I shall see.

MAN #1: Can you BELIEVE it? Seems like they’re out of EVERYTHING!
MAN #2: I’m starting to think this isn’t a RESTAURANT so much as a performance-art installation intended to give you the ORDERING EXPERIENCE.
Some kind of commentary on consumer culture.

MAN #1: I guess that would explain the giant, pulsating strawberry slowly drinking from a steaming mug of gasoline.
MAN #2: Also the Kraftwerk.
[[There is indeed a woman with a giant strawberry for a head, sitting at the next table with a steaming cup before her.]]

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[[Two men sit at a small table with drinks. A Waiter approaches.]]
WAITER: ALLO sir.
Pardoning me.
I am sorry to say that we are ALSO out of the salmons.
MAN #1: For the love of–How about just a SALAD? Can you MANAGE a SALAD?
WAITER: I shall see.

MAN #1: Can you BELIEVE it? Seems like they’re out of EVERYTHING!
MAN #2: I’m starting to think this isn’t a RESTAURANT so much as a performance-art installation intended to give you the ORDERING EXPERIENCE.
Some kind of commentary on consumer culture.

MAN #1: I guess that would explain the giant, pulsating strawberry slowly drinking from a steaming mug of gasoline.
MAN #2: Also the Kraftwerk.
[[There is indeed a woman with a giant strawberry for a head, sitting at the next table with a steaming cup before her.]]

{{header: wait for it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the waiter pronounced it ‘sall-mons’}}

#411; In which Dinner eludes Two transcribed by in

[[Two men sit at a small table with drinks. A Waiter approaches.]]
WAITER: ALLO sir.
Pardoning me.
I am sorry to say that we are ALSO out of the salmons.
MAN #1: For the love of--How about just a SALAD? Can you MANAGE a SALAD?
WAITER: I shall see.

MAN #1: Can you BELIEVE it? Seems like they're out of EVERYTHING!
MAN #2: I'm starting to think this isn't a RESTAURANT so much as a performance-art installation intended to give you the ORDERING EXPERIENCE.
Some kind of commentary on consumer culture.

MAN #1: I guess that would explain the giant, pulsating strawberry slowly drinking from a steaming mug of gasoline.
MAN #2: Also the Kraftwerk.
[[There is indeed a woman with a giant strawberry for a head, sitting at the next table with a steaming cup before her.]]

{{header: wait for it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the waiter pronounced it 'sall-mons'}}

the waiter pronounced it 'sall-mons'

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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