Comic Transcripts

[[Two men sit at a small table with drinks. A Waiter approaches.]]
WAITER: ALLO sir.
Pardoning me.
I am sorry to say that we are ALSO out of the salmons.
MAN #1: For the love of–How about just a SALAD? Can you MANAGE a SALAD?
WAITER: I shall see.

MAN #1: Can you BELIEVE it? Seems like they’re out of EVERYTHING!
MAN #2: I’m starting to think this isn’t a RESTAURANT so much as a performance-art installation intended to give you the ORDERING EXPERIENCE.
Some kind of commentary on consumer culture.

MAN #1: I guess that would explain the giant, pulsating strawberry slowly drinking from a steaming mug of gasoline.
MAN #2: Also the Kraftwerk.
[[There is indeed a woman with a giant strawberry for a head, sitting at the next table with a steaming cup before her.]]

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[[Two men sit at a small table with drinks. A Waiter approaches.]]
WAITER: ALLO sir.
Pardoning me.
I am sorry to say that we are ALSO out of the salmons.
MAN #1: For the love of–How about just a SALAD? Can you MANAGE a SALAD?
WAITER: I shall see.

MAN #1: Can you BELIEVE it? Seems like they’re out of EVERYTHING!
MAN #2: I’m starting to think this isn’t a RESTAURANT so much as a performance-art installation intended to give you the ORDERING EXPERIENCE.
Some kind of commentary on consumer culture.

MAN #1: I guess that would explain the giant, pulsating strawberry slowly drinking from a steaming mug of gasoline.
MAN #2: Also the Kraftwerk.
[[There is indeed a woman with a giant strawberry for a head, sitting at the next table with a steaming cup before her.]]

{{header: wait for it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the waiter pronounced it ‘sall-mons’}}

#411; In which Dinner eludes Two transcribed by in

[[Two men sit at a small table with drinks. A Waiter approaches.]]
WAITER: ALLO sir.
Pardoning me.
I am sorry to say that we are ALSO out of the salmons.
MAN #1: For the love of--How about just a SALAD? Can you MANAGE a SALAD?
WAITER: I shall see.

MAN #1: Can you BELIEVE it? Seems like they're out of EVERYTHING!
MAN #2: I'm starting to think this isn't a RESTAURANT so much as a performance-art installation intended to give you the ORDERING EXPERIENCE.
Some kind of commentary on consumer culture.

MAN #1: I guess that would explain the giant, pulsating strawberry slowly drinking from a steaming mug of gasoline.
MAN #2: Also the Kraftwerk.
[[There is indeed a woman with a giant strawberry for a head, sitting at the next table with a steaming cup before her.]]

{{header: wait for it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the waiter pronounced it 'sall-mons'}}

the waiter pronounced it 'sall-mons'

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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