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MAN IN BERET: …Again, I’m terribly sorry for the mix-up.
Your suitcase really does look just like mine.
MAN IN HOMBURG: I’m TIRED of this happening EVERY TIME I check my freakin’ luggage!

MAN IN HOMBURG: I guess I just have to make my bags more DISTINCTIVE somehow.

[[Close-up of suitcase. It now bears an enormous sticker with a biohazard symbol and the words TESTICLES FOR TRANSPLANT.]]

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#387; In which Baggage is emblazoned transcribed by in

MAN IN BERET: ...Again, I'm terribly sorry for the mix-up.
Your suitcase really does look just like mine.
MAN IN HOMBURG: I'm TIRED of this happening EVERY TIME I check my freakin' luggage!

MAN IN HOMBURG: I guess I just have to make my bags more DISTINCTIVE somehow.

[[Close-up of suitcase. It now bears an enormous sticker with a biohazard symbol and the words TESTICLES FOR TRANSPLANT.]]

{{header: stick it on WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: this should prevent any more mishaps}}

this should prevent any more mishaps

#387; In which Baggage is emblazoned

  — March 4th, 2008

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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