Comic Transcripts

HERVE (a deep-sea diver): Which way to the pool-
GUIDO (a bear in an ill-fitting hat): -waytothepool JINX!
HERVE: What? I’m looking for the YMCA.
GUIDO: You can’t talk! I jinxed you! Pinch poke you owe me a Coke!

HERVE: Whatever. Look, I’m supposed to be giving a safety lecture to the kids, and I’m already late-
GUIDO: You do not TALK. I have JINXED you. If you continue to talk before you are un-jinxed then I will eat you. I swear on my mother’s grave that I will eat you.

HERVE: Fine. Eat me. But just know that right now, sitting in that YMCA, there’s a kid who’s going to cure cancer someday. Except he’s NOT, because he’s going to drown tomorrow. Because I wasn’t there to give the safety lecture.
GUIDO: I have already eaten all the children at the YMCA.
HERVE: You are a horrible creature.
GUIDO: YOU DO NOT SEEM TO BE GRASPING THE POINT OF JINX

{{header: do your job at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Like so many of us, convincing himself that his job is Critically Important To The World is the only thing that gets Herve out of bed and into that stanky diving gear every morning.}}

#378; In which Children suffer transcribed by in

HERVE (a deep-sea diver): Which way to the pool-
GUIDO (a bear in an ill-fitting hat): -waytothepool JINX!
HERVE: What? I’m looking for the YMCA.
GUIDO: You can’t talk! I jinxed you! Pinch poke you owe me a Coke!

HERVE: Whatever. Look, I’m supposed to be giving a safety lecture to the kids, and I’m already late-
GUIDO: You do not TALK. I have JINXED you. If you continue to talk before you are un-jinxed then I will eat you. I swear on my mother’s grave that I will eat you.

HERVE: Fine. Eat me. But just know that right now, sitting in that YMCA, there’s a kid who’s going to cure cancer someday. Except he’s NOT, because he’s going to drown tomorrow. Because I wasn’t there to give the safety lecture.
GUIDO: I have already eaten all the children at the YMCA.
HERVE: You are a horrible creature.
GUIDO: YOU DO NOT SEEM TO BE GRASPING THE POINT OF JINX

{{header: do your job at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Like so many of us, convincing himself that his job is Critically Important To The World is the only thing that gets Herve out of bed and into that stanky diving gear every morning.}}

#378; In which Children suffer transcribed by in

HERVE (a deep-sea diver): Which way to the pool-
GUIDO (a bear in an ill-fitting hat): -waytothepool JINX!
HERVE: What? I'm looking for the YMCA.
GUIDO: You can't talk! I jinxed you! Pinch poke you owe me a Coke!

HERVE: Whatever. Look, I'm supposed to be giving a safety lecture to the kids, and I'm already late-
GUIDO: You do not TALK. I have JINXED you. If you continue to talk before you are un-jinxed then I will eat you. I swear on my mother's grave that I will eat you.

HERVE: Fine. Eat me. But just know that right now, sitting in that YMCA, there's a kid who's going to cure cancer someday. Except he's NOT, because he's going to drown tomorrow. Because I wasn't there to give the safety lecture.
GUIDO: I have already eaten all the children at the YMCA.
HERVE: You are a horrible creature.
GUIDO: YOU DO NOT SEEM TO BE GRASPING THE POINT OF JINX

{{header: do your job at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Like so many of us, convincing himself that his job is Critically Important To The World is the only thing that gets Herve out of bed and into that stanky diving gear every morning.}}

Like so many of us, convincing himself that his job is Critically Important To The World is the only thing that gets Herve out of bed and into that stanky diving gear every morning.

Enjoy this Classic Wondermark, newly colored by Philip Obermarck! This comic originally ran (in black & white) on February 8, 2008.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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