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[[Exterior of a house: a nurse and a perambulator.]]

PAT: AGGH! It’s, like, November already! I haven’t accomplished anything this year!

PAT: Missed the whole “spring cleaning meets eBay” concept by a freaking mile. And now I gotta start thinking about Christmas presents? I’ve got DVDs from last Christmas still in the shrink-wrap!

ULRIKE: Honey, you’re eight months old. You weren’t even alive last Christmas.
PAT: I had so many plans for this year! Now look at me! Still poopin’ where I freakin’ sleep!

{{header: time flies at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: seems like i did learn to talk pretty well in that time, though, which in itself is sort of a coup}}

#349; In which it’s What Month Already? transcribed by in

[[Exterior of a house: a nurse and a perambulator.]]

PAT: AGGH! It's, like, November already! I haven't accomplished anything this year!

PAT: Missed the whole "spring cleaning meets eBay" concept by a freaking mile. And now I gotta start thinking about Christmas presents? I've got DVDs from last Christmas still in the shrink-wrap!

ULRIKE: Honey, you're eight months old. You weren't even alive last Christmas.
PAT: I had so many plans for this year! Now look at me! Still poopin' where I freakin' sleep!

{{header: time flies at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: seems like i did learn to talk pretty well in that time, though, which in itself is sort of a coup}}

seems like i did learn to talk pretty well in that time, though, which in itself is sort of a coup

#349; In which it’s What Month Already?

  — October 30th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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