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ADOLPHUS: Dude, there he is. Ask him.
WALT: I’m not gonna ask him! You ask him!
ADOLPHUS: No way! You gotta do it!

ADOLPHUS: You’re the one who wants to know so badly. You ask him.
WALT: Forget it, man. I guess we’ll never know.
ADOLPHUS: Fine, I’ll ask him. Pansy.

[[We see that ADOLPHUS and WALT, along with JED, are standing on tall stilts. Jed is leaning back on a stick.]]
ADOLPHUS: Hey, Jed? How do you, you know…poop?
JED: Whaddya think this pole is made of?

{{header: figure it out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: actually, birchwood, but that sure shut ’em up}}

#305; In which Jed is asked an Impertinent Question transcribed by in

ADOLPHUS: Dude, there he is. Ask him.
WALT: I'm not gonna ask him! You ask him!
ADOLPHUS: No way! You gotta do it!

ADOLPHUS: You're the one who wants to know so badly. You ask him.
WALT: Forget it, man. I guess we'll never know.
ADOLPHUS: Fine, I'll ask him. Pansy.

[[We see that ADOLPHUS and WALT, along with JED, are standing on tall stilts. Jed is leaning back on a stick.]]
ADOLPHUS: Hey, Jed? How do you, you know...poop?
JED: Whaddya think this pole is made of?

{{header: figure it out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: actually, birchwood, but that sure shut 'em up}}

actually, birchwood, but that sure shut 'em up

#305; In which Jed is asked an Impertinent Question

  — June 1st, 2007

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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