Comic Transcripts

– All set for the next reading. Miss Jones, are you ready to copy?
– Um, actually, it’s “Mrs. Fogerty” now.

– Very well, Mrs. Fogerty, please take down these numerals: eight, six, th-
– ’cause the thing is, I got married! Yay me, right? / Still so excited you guys

– Mrs. Fogerty, please. We are in a laboratory environment. We do not care about your wedding.
– What does being in lab have to do with it?
– Nothing. We just don’t care about your wedding.

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– All set for the next reading. Miss Jones, are you ready to copy?
– Um, actually, it’s “Mrs. Fogerty” now.

– Very well, Mrs. Fogerty, please take down these numerals: eight, six, th-
– ’cause the thing is, I got married! Yay me, right? / Still so excited you guys

– Mrs. Fogerty, please. We are in a laboratory environment. We do not care about your wedding.
– What does being in lab have to do with it?
– Nothing. We just don’t care about your wedding.

{{header: restrain yourself at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i left the album right here on my desk so i could show everyone later – how in the world could it have gotten caught in the shredder}}

#270; In which Giddiness is annoying transcribed by in

- All set for the next reading. Miss Jones, are you ready to copy?
- Um, actually, it's "Mrs. Fogerty" now.

- Very well, Mrs. Fogerty, please take down these numerals: eight, six, th-
- 'cause the thing is, I got married! Yay me, right? / Still so excited you guys

- Mrs. Fogerty, please. We are in a laboratory environment. We do not care about your wedding.
- What does being in lab have to do with it?
- Nothing. We just don't care about your wedding.

{{header: restrain yourself at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i left the album right here on my desk so i could show everyone later - how in the world could it have gotten caught in the shredder}}

i left the album right here on my desk so i could show everyone later - how in the world could it have gotten caught in the shredder

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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