Comic Transcripts

[[A woman cries out to a man who stands with his arms crossed, his back to her]]
Woman: I’M MMMELLLLLTIIIINNNNNGGGGGG…

[[She IS melting, and quite visibly at that]]

[[Finally she is just a pool of ooze and/or goop]]

Man: Are you through being dramatic

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#247; In which Marcie melts transcribed by in

[[A woman cries out to a man who stands with his arms crossed, his back to her]]
Woman: I’M MMMELLLLLTIIIINNNNNGGGGGG…

[[She IS melting, and quite visibly at that]]

[[Finally she is just a pool of ooze and/or goop]]

Man: Are you through being dramatic

{{header: emote at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: seriously}}

#247; In which Marcie melts transcribed by in

[[A woman cries out to a man who stands with his arms crossed, his back to her]]
Woman: I'M MMMELLLLLTIIIINNNNNGGGGGG...

[[She IS melting, and quite visibly at that]]

[[Finally she is just a pool of ooze and/or goop]]

Man: Are you through being dramatic

{{header: emote at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: seriously}}

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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