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Man 1: Apparently dinosaurs have come back to life and are walking around.
Man 2: AWESOME

Man 1: And they can talk too! They’re talking dinosaurs.
Woman: FUCKIN’ YEAH

Man 1: I wish I could meet one.
Dinosaur: RIGHT HERE DUDE
Dinosaur: RIGHT FUCKIN’ HERE

Man 1: Ahem. I don’t respond to swearing.
Dinosaur: I CAN’T TALK WITHOUT SWEARING BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKIN’ PROBLEMS

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#211; Guest Comic by Ryan North transcribed by in

Man 1: Apparently dinosaurs have come back to life and are walking around.
Man 2: AWESOME

Man 1: And they can talk too! They're talking dinosaurs.
Woman: FUCKIN' YEAH

Man 1: I wish I could meet one.
Dinosaur: RIGHT HERE DUDE
Dinosaur: RIGHT FUCKIN' HERE

Man 1: Ahem. I don't respond to swearing.
Dinosaur: I CAN'T TALK WITHOUT SWEARING BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKIN' PROBLEMS

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{{alt-text: SORRY MOM}}

SORRY MOM

Guest comic by Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics.

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Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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