Comic Transcripts

[[Man, sitting with an open notebook on his lap]]

Man: “My mammary glands/My mammary glands”

Man: “My pulchritudinous feminine contours”

[[Man says nothing, seemingly staring off into space]]

Man: I can only hope that my masterwork will be realized by the lexical might of future generations.

{{header: what you going to do with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: additionally, my frosted whipped beverage summons lads to my garden}}

#196; Guest Comic by M. Zole transcribed by in

[[Man, sitting with an open notebook on his lap]]

Man: “My mammary glands/My mammary glands”

Man: “My pulchritudinous feminine contours”

[[Man says nothing, seemingly staring off into space]]

Man: I can only hope that my masterwork will be realized by the lexical might of future generations.

{{header: what you going to do with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: additionally, my frosted whipped beverage summons lads to my garden}}

#196; Guest Comic by M. Zole transcribed by in

[[Man, sitting with an open notebook on his lap]]

Man: "My mammary glands/My mammary glands"

Man: "My pulchritudinous feminine contours"

[[Man says nothing, seemingly staring off into space]]

Man: I can only hope that my masterwork will be realized by the lexical might of future generations.

{{header: what you going to do with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: additionally, my frosted whipped beverage summons lads to my garden}}

additionally, my frosted whipped beverage summons lads to my garden

#196; Guest Comic by M. Zole

  — June 26th, 2006

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Guest comic by M. Zole of Death to the Extremist.

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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