Comic Transcripts

[[A mansion on a hill.]]
Interrogator: Take the gag from his mouth. I will ask once more. When is the armada coming?
Prisoner: Right … after … your mom — last night

Interrogator: So, he likes to crack jokes! Maybe the acid would like to hear your jokes, yes?
Prisoner: (head-down in vat of acid) BLRRGGHHBLBB

[[The prisoner’s head emerges. He is a historical figure …]]
Interrogator: You are NOT FUNNY, James Garfield! You are NOT FUNNY, Mister Twentieth President of the United States! Everybody, repeat after me: GARFIELD IS NOT FUNNY

{{header: plausible deniability at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: taft was a well-known yukster but jimmy here would cause the most awkward of silences at all the state dinners}}

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[[A mansion on a hill.]]
Interrogator: Take the gag from his mouth. I will ask once more. When is the armada coming?
Prisoner: Right … after … your mom — last night

Interrogator: So, he likes to crack jokes! Maybe the acid would like to hear your jokes, yes?
Prisoner: (head-down in vat of acid) BLRRGGHHBLBB

[[The prisoner’s head emerges. He is a historical figure …]]
Interrogator: You are NOT FUNNY, James Garfield! You are NOT FUNNY, Mister Twentieth President of the United States! Everybody, repeat after me: GARFIELD IS NOT FUNNY

{{header: plausible deniability at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: taft was a well-known yukster but jimmy here would cause the most awkward of silences at all the state dinners}}

#189; In which Tracks are covered transcribed by in

[[A mansion on a hill.]]
Interrogator: Take the gag from his mouth. I will ask once more. When is the armada coming?
Prisoner: Right ... after ... your mom -- last night

Interrogator: So, he likes to crack jokes! Maybe the acid would like to hear your jokes, yes?
Prisoner: (head-down in vat of acid) BLRRGGHHBLBB

[[The prisoner's head emerges. He is a historical figure ...]]
Interrogator: You are NOT FUNNY, James Garfield! You are NOT FUNNY, Mister Twentieth President of the United States! Everybody, repeat after me: GARFIELD IS NOT FUNNY

{{header: plausible deniability at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: taft was a well-known yukster but jimmy here would cause the most awkward of silences at all the state dinners}}

taft was a well-known yukster but jimmy here would cause the most awkward of silences at all the state dinners

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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