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[[Two people sit on chairs in a home, a music playing device of some sort visible behind them.]]

JORELLE: Jorban, can you turn on some soft Christmas music?
JORBAN: Sure, I can find a streaming channel

[[The soft sounds of ‘O Holy Night’ fill the air.]]

JORELLE: Ahhh…that’s nice and relaxing.

[[The music gives way to a commercial at top volume, bowling them both out of their seats]]

RING IN THE NEW YEAR DOWN AND DIRTY WITH TOPLESS VODKA’S FULL-BREASTED FRIDAYS! COMING TO A SPORTS BAR NEAR YOU! SIX POINT NINE PIECES OF CHICKEN AND A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST FOR TEN COLD HARD SMACKEROONIES. CLICK THIS AD OR VISIT TOPLESS VODKA DOT BOOB FOR TOUR DATES! please drink responsibly

[[The two peek out from behind the furniture as the channel resumes the music with ‘Away in a Manger’]]

JORBAN: Just have the free plan.
JORELLE: I gathered

{{header: silent night, WONDERMARK.COM}}

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[[Two people sit on chairs in a home, a music playing device of some sort visible behind them.]]

JORELLE: Jorban, can you turn on some soft Christmas music?
JORBAN: Sure, I can find a streaming channel

[[The soft sounds of 'O Holy Night' fill the air.]]

JORELLE: Ahhh...that's nice and relaxing.

[[The music gives way to a commercial at top volume, bowling them both out of their seats]]

RING IN THE NEW YEAR DOWN AND DIRTY WITH TOPLESS VODKA'S FULL-BREASTED FRIDAYS! COMING TO A SPORTS BAR NEAR YOU! SIX POINT NINE PIECES OF CHICKEN AND A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST FOR TEN COLD HARD SMACKEROONIES. CLICK THIS AD OR VISIT TOPLESS VODKA DOT BOOB FOR TOUR DATES! please drink responsibly

[[The two peek out from behind the furniture as the channel resumes the music with 'Away in a Manger']]

JORBAN: Just have the free plan.
JORELLE: I gathered

{{header: silent night, WONDERMARK.COM}}

just 'topless dot boob' was already taken

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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