'"Don't worry. We haven't had anyone crash yet.'' / ''...How many have you had land successfully?'' / ''We've only been here about an hour, so we are hoping you will be the first''

Comic Transcripts

[[A man in a cap, BLORTHUR, holds a stop sign at the edge of a broken bridge]]

BLORTHUR: The BRIDGE is OUT!

[[On the bridge, in silhouette, we see a car with people approach Blorthur and an enormous man next to him]]

BLORTHUR: HALT, MOTORISTS!
BLORTHUR: The road abruptly CEASES to BE! There is NO MOTORING further!

[[A well-dressed couple, REGINOLD and POMPINIA, sit in an open-top automobile]]

REGINOLD: Okay, okay. You don’t have to shout.
POMPINIA: Who’s your BIG friend? HE here to shout at us too?

[[Blorthur stands next to an enormous muscular man, TANTOR, who is wearing a padded bodysuit. He looks great in it, ngl]]

BLORTHUR: Tantor here CAN ATTEMPT to throw you across.
BLORTHUR: CAR and all. One big HEAVE. Ten meters, or whatever it is. You IN?

[[Reginold and Pompinia look skeptical]]

REGINOLD: “Whatever it is”?
BLORTHUR: It’s a pilot program. We’re still testing it.
BLORTHUR: I can offer you a LIFETIME PASS for participating in the trial! FREE heaves across this very gorge FOREVER!

POMPINIA: But IF your optimistic oaf were to FALTER? We’d be CAST to our DEATHS upon the rocks!
REGINOLD: We’d STILL be getting the LIFETIME supply! TAKE THE DEAL!!

{{header: faster than a speeding WONDERMARK.COM}}

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[[A man in a cap, BLORTHUR, holds a stop sign at the edge of a broken bridge]]

BLORTHUR: The BRIDGE is OUT!

[[On the bridge, in silhouette, we see a car with people approach Blorthur and an enormous man next to him]]

BLORTHUR: HALT, MOTORISTS!
BLORTHUR: The road abruptly CEASES to BE! There is NO MOTORING further!

[[A well-dressed couple, REGINOLD and POMPINIA, sit in an open-top automobile]]

REGINOLD: Okay, okay. You don't have to shout.
POMPINIA: Who's your BIG friend? HE here to shout at us too?

[[Blorthur stands next to an enormous muscular man, TANTOR, who is wearing a padded bodysuit. He looks great in it, ngl]]

BLORTHUR: Tantor here CAN ATTEMPT to throw you across.
BLORTHUR: CAR and all. One big HEAVE. Ten meters, or whatever it is. You IN?

[[Reginold and Pompinia look skeptical]]

REGINOLD: "Whatever it is"?
BLORTHUR: It's a pilot program. We're still testing it.
BLORTHUR: I can offer you a LIFETIME PASS for participating in the trial! FREE heaves across this very gorge FOREVER!

POMPINIA: But IF your optimistic oaf were to FALTER? We'd be CAST to our DEATHS upon the rocks!
REGINOLD: We'd STILL be getting the LIFETIME supply! TAKE THE DEAL!!

{{header: faster than a speeding WONDERMARK.COM}}

'"Don't worry. We haven't had anyone crash yet.'' / ''...How many have you had land successfully?'' / ''We've only been here about an hour, so we are hoping you will be the first''

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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