Comic Transcripts

Jerrig sits on the roof of a house. The roof, chimney, and surrounding area bristles with machinery. Below, his wife Kendrii, holding a laundry basket, calls up to him:

Kendrii—All right, I’ve had it with all the racket! You’ve been up there CLOMPING and BANGING around for SIX HOURS! What are you DOING?

Jerrig—Just sort of, I dunno, puttering… I used some parts from the failed houseboat to rig up a sort of MAKESHIFT STEAM TURBINE in the chimney. Try to recapture some of the waste heat from the fireplace and turn it into house current… Probably not TERRIBLY efficient, but who knows, might power a few light bulbs.

Kendrii—SIX HOURS AGO you said you were getting up to EMPTY THE DISHWASHER.

Jerrig—Yeah, well… I guess I’ve been procrastinating

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Jerrig sits on the roof of a house. The roof, chimney, and surrounding area bristles with machinery. Below, his wife Kendrii, holding a laundry basket, calls up to him:

Kendrii—All right, I've had it with all the racket! You've been up there CLOMPING and BANGING around for SIX HOURS! What are you DOING?

Jerrig—Just sort of, I dunno, puttering... I used some parts from the failed houseboat to rig up a sort of MAKESHIFT STEAM TURBINE in the chimney. Try to recapture some of the waste heat from the fireplace and turn it into house current... Probably not TERRIBLY efficient, but who knows, might power a few light bulbs.

Kendrii—SIX HOURS AGO you said you were getting up to EMPTY THE DISHWASHER.

Jerrig—Yeah, well... I guess I've been procrastinating

As you look through all the parts, it becomes increasingly clear why the houseboat failed

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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