Comic Transcripts

– I’ve had it. I really think I’m gonna quit. But I only get severance pay if I’m fired!

– So, just say something so outrageous that they have no choice but to fire you.

– You really think that’ll work?

– Boss, I’ve decided to start sleeping with your wife.
– Finally! Someone who’ll look past the skin grafts to find her inner beauty. Which I presume is there.

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alt-text: historically this has been less than effective

#131; In which Clyde wishes Sacking upon himself transcribed by in

– I’ve had it. I really think I’m gonna quit. But I only get severance pay if I’m fired!

– So, just say something so outrageous that they have no choice but to fire you.

– You really think that’ll work?

– Boss, I’ve decided to start sleeping with your wife.
– Finally! Someone who’ll look past the skin grafts to find her inner beauty. Which I presume is there.

header: try it and see at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: historically this has been less than effective

#131; In which Clyde wishes Sacking upon himself transcribed by in

- I've had it. I really think I'm gonna quit. But I only get severance pay if I'm fired!

- So, just say something so outrageous that they have no choice but to fire you.

- You really think that'll work?

- Boss, I've decided to start sleeping with your wife.
- Finally! Someone who'll look past the skin grafts to find her inner beauty. Which I presume is there.

header: try it and see at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: historically this has been less than effective

historically this has been less than effective

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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