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[[CARPETTE and TWAINSOME behold one of their devices.]]

TWAINSOME: We live in an era when a child born after the advent of the digital camera, blogs, and social media could quite conceivably have EVERY MOMENT of their life DOCUMENTED.

TWAINSOME: From birth to high school, EVERY milestone achievement…every HAIRCUT and HALLOWEEN COSTUME and TRIP TO THE FAIR is being saved by the internet archive and cached by Google…

CARPETTE: People have always taken pictures of their kids!

TWAINSOME: But not so PUBLICLY, so ACCESSIBLY, and COMPREHENSIVELY!  Imagine adding a new friend on Facebook and being able to scroll back to see their ENTIRE LIFE.

TWAINSOME: Imagine DATING!  Checking out someone’s JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL REPORT CARDS before deciding whether to swipe right or left!

TWAINSOME: People are embarrassed NOW when their bosses find their COLLEGE PARTYING pics–but that timeline is expanding.  You poop your pants in the second grade?  Your GRANDCHILDREN will know ALL about it.

CARPETTE: Thank God when our grandchildren poop their OWN pants, we’ll be able to save that moment in glorious stereoscopic 80K RESOLUTION suitable for PROJECTING ON THE MOON.

TWAINSOME: It’ll be the only power we’ll hold over them!!

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[[CARPETTE and TWAINSOME behold one of their devices.]]

TWAINSOME: We live in an era when a child born after the advent of the digital camera, blogs, and social media could quite conceivably have EVERY MOMENT of their life DOCUMENTED.

TWAINSOME: From birth to high school, EVERY milestone achievement...every HAIRCUT and HALLOWEEN COSTUME and TRIP TO THE FAIR is being saved by the internet archive and cached by Google...

CARPETTE: People have always taken pictures of their kids!

TWAINSOME: But not so PUBLICLY, so ACCESSIBLY, and COMPREHENSIVELY!  Imagine adding a new friend on Facebook and being able to scroll back to see their ENTIRE LIFE.

TWAINSOME: Imagine DATING!  Checking out someone's JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL REPORT CARDS before deciding whether to swipe right or left!

TWAINSOME: People are embarrassed NOW when their bosses find their COLLEGE PARTYING pics--but that timeline is expanding.  You poop your pants in the second grade?  Your GRANDCHILDREN will know ALL about it.

CARPETTE: Thank God when our grandchildren poop their OWN pants, we'll be able to save that moment in glorious stereoscopic 80K RESOLUTION suitable for PROJECTING ON THE MOON.

TWAINSOME: It'll be the only power we'll hold over them!!

{{header: tag yourself at WONDERMARK.COM}}

The fallacy in the 'scroll back to see their entire life' plan is that it imagines a person under 30 who cares about Facebook

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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