Comic Transcripts

Shana Tovah!
No, I’m Gracie O’Fugly.

I mean, Happy Jewish New Year! It’s Rosh Hashanah.
New Year? That’s retarded. It’s October. Seriously, that’s dumb.

SEMITIKINESIS!
FWOOSH

Whatta you looking at? You want some of this action?
No, please, I swear, I use the Mayan calendar

header: pick out a peach at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: you can totally learn how to do this, it’s in deuteronomy

#127; In which Gracie is burned by a Jewess transcribed by in

Shana Tovah!
No, I’m Gracie O’Fugly.

I mean, Happy Jewish New Year! It’s Rosh Hashanah.
New Year? That’s retarded. It’s October. Seriously, that’s dumb.

SEMITIKINESIS!
FWOOSH

Whatta you looking at? You want some of this action?
No, please, I swear, I use the Mayan calendar

header: pick out a peach at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: you can totally learn how to do this, it’s in deuteronomy

#127; In which Gracie is burned by a Jewess transcribed by in

Shana Tovah!
No, I'm Gracie O'Fugly.

I mean, Happy Jewish New Year! It's Rosh Hashanah.
New Year? That's retarded. It's October. Seriously, that's dumb.

SEMITIKINESIS!
FWOOSH

Whatta you looking at? You want some of this action?
No, please, I swear, I use the Mayan calendar

header: pick out a peach at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: you can totally learn how to do this, it's in deuteronomy

you can totally learn how to do this. it's in deuteronomy.

#127; In which Gracie is burned by a Jewess

  — October 4th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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