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[[A BARBER tends to his hirsute CUSTOMER in the chair]]

BARBER: You’re on a game show. You can pick from three doors. Behind ONE of the three doors is a prize. You pick DOOR #1. The host opens DOOR #3 to reveal a goat.

BARBER: He then offers you a chance to stay with your original pick, or SWITCH to door #2. Which door do you choose?
CUSTOMER: Door #3.

BARBER: Door #3 has a goat.
CUSTOMER: EXACTLY! The ONLY door with a 100% CHANCE of a FREE GOAT

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[[A BARBER tends to his hirsute CUSTOMER in the chair]]

BARBER: You're on a game show. You can pick from three doors. Behind ONE of the three doors is a prize. You pick DOOR #1. The host opens DOOR #3 to reveal a goat.

BARBER: He then offers you a chance to stay with your original pick, or SWITCH to door #2. Which door do you choose?
CUSTOMER: Door #3.

BARBER: Door #3 has a goat.
CUSTOMER: EXACTLY! The ONLY door with a 100% CHANCE of a FREE GOAT

{{header: take home WONDERMARK.COM}}

I wonder how Monty Hall feels about his name enduring in popular culture in direct connection with the word 'problem.'

Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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