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[[A BARBER tends to his hirsute CUSTOMER in the chair]]

BARBER: You’re on a game show. You can pick from three doors. Behind ONE of the three doors is a prize. You pick DOOR #1. The host opens DOOR #3 to reveal a goat.

BARBER: He then offers you a chance to stay with your original pick, or SWITCH to door #2. Which door do you choose?
CUSTOMER: Door #3.

BARBER: Door #3 has a goat.
CUSTOMER: EXACTLY! The ONLY door with a 100% CHANCE of a FREE GOAT

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[[A BARBER tends to his hirsute CUSTOMER in the chair]]

BARBER: You're on a game show. You can pick from three doors. Behind ONE of the three doors is a prize. You pick DOOR #1. The host opens DOOR #3 to reveal a goat.

BARBER: He then offers you a chance to stay with your original pick, or SWITCH to door #2. Which door do you choose?
CUSTOMER: Door #3.

BARBER: Door #3 has a goat.
CUSTOMER: EXACTLY! The ONLY door with a 100% CHANCE of a FREE GOAT

{{header: take home WONDERMARK.COM}}

I wonder how Monty Hall feels about his name enduring in popular culture in direct connection with the word 'problem.'

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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